This is a public brainstorm and revision-history archive — not canon. Fixture status: published.

The Sprinkler

device

Originally listed with Possible Combatants; moved to Possible Fixtures because it is fixed in place and not a unit.

seed current version v0.1

A fixed, soakable zone-control fixture with a threat ring, soak meter, and knockout window.

Legend

The Sprinkler is Stage 0's turret, promoted to canon — a fixed emplacement with a soak meter, a knockout window, and a visible threat ring, answering the question of whether it was ever a kid at all (charter §5.6, §8).

Suburb

Somebody's lawn sprinkler, left running.

Current draft

A fixed, soakable zone-control fixture rather than a kid or commandable unit.

Why this possibility exists

Charter §8 settles the kind question with evidence: "Question answered by Stage 0 — fixed emplacement, not a unit," the prototype's own turret promoted to canon. The one open thread it names explicitly is the deflection experiment.

Still unresolved

  • Whether the sprinkler deflects incoming throws (the Fetch trick) — charter §8 calls this a Stage 1+ experiment, unresolved.
  • Soak-meter capacity and the knockout window's duration — no numbers recorded.
  • Threat-ring radius, and whether it's visible to both teams or only the defending one.

Evidence and source notes

Appears on possible maps

No published map currently includes this fixture.

Evolution timeline

  1. v0.1 — A fixed, soakable zone-control fixture with a threat ring, soak meter, and knockout window.